31 Photos Proving Russia Is The Scariest F***ed Up Place In The Entire World

The World’s spotlight shone on Russia during the Sochi Winter Olympics, and will return once again when they host the 2018 World Cup. Many of Russia’s darkest traits have been exposed: homophobia, sexism and aggression, to mention a few. The World’s largest country stretches several continents and is bordered by no fewer than 12 counties! With all that land, mental shit is bound to kick off – we give you 31 photos that prove Russia is bat shit crazy.

1. “We go discotheque, and we take these WWII relics with us”

2. Whose Putin lampposts there?

3. Bit fishy

4. He must be a huge fan of the outdoors

5. The only toilet in the world where you’re encouraged to pee on the counter

6. Birthday celebrations in Russia

8. I reckon it will still drive…

9. The education cuts were pretty ruthless

10. Your guess is as good as mine with this one

11. Sex bomb

12. Walk the golden toilet

13. Russian funeral?

14. Keep that beer cool

15. Water skiing in West Russia

16. Worst ever feat in engineering

17. A friendly Russian cuddles

18. Someone’s had to much Russian Standard

19. DIY (DIE)

20. To be fair, this guy is pretty cool

21. Ouch.

22. Food must be really short in Russia

23. A Russian protest vehicle

24. Just another day in Moscow

25. Water is a precious resource in Kazan

26. So that’s where Jaws has been hiding

27. Think he needs to cut back on the Voddy

28. Guess there is no minimum drinking age in the good old USSR

29. Pretty inventive

30. Cute couple

30. How to cut watermelon in Russia

31. Forget the hammer and sickle, how about an MK and hoover

Not entirely sure what to make of most of these but all I know is Russia scares the shit out of me. I reckon i’ll keep a wide birth of the Soviet nation for the foreseeable future. Pussy Riot, if you’re reading this, you should probably do the same.