Listen, I try not to judge people’s tattoos, but every once in a while one (or more than one) comes around that is so horrible that there are barely even words to describe them.
1. This totally convincing hairline.
2. This reminder, just in case.
3. This…flying penis.
4. This terrifying beast.
5. This alternative to a toup e.
6. A totally convincing Elvis.
7. This celebrity who is supposed to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
8. This actaully permenant, not done in pen…spider web (maybe?)
9. This demon baby.
10. This nighmare that looks like a very inappropriate child designed it.
11. This very creepy M&M.
12. Thom Yorke with a nipple for an eye, cus you know…
13. This disasterous whale tale.
14. This poem.
15. This terrifying bird.
16. This fact that didn’t need to be told to everyone.
17. This…good first try.
18. This interspecies love fest.
19. This penis hatchet?
20. This…I don’t even know.
21. This incredibly accurate math problem.
22. This horrifying Spongebob.
23. This unfortunate misspelling.
24. This “breathtaking” veiny arm.
25. This horrified wolf.
26. Oh, the irony.
27. NO! STOP! SHUT IT DOWN.