14 Assholes You’d Definitely All Want To Punch In The Face

If you’ve ever found yourself muttering ‘what a dick’ under your breath, you’re definitely not alone. Whether it’s people doing things inadvertently, maliciously or just plain ignorantly, I find myself saying ‘what a dick’ at least once a day.

There are certain moves that these tossers like to pull on the regular and that means most of us have witnessed it or been the victim to it at some point. Here are 14 dick-moves that you may be familiar with.

1. This dick who selfishly blocks the traffic

2. Do it again and I’ll chop the leg off

3. Yeah, good parking mate

4. Why, just why?

5. Definitely asking for it

6. This asshole right here

7. The dick that takes a bite and puts it back

8. The arrogant cyclist

9. Jack, you dick

10. Bad parking doesn’t just stop with cars

11. It’s not just his hair that’s pricky

12. Nice one

13. Oh, because that’s where you picked them up from is it?

14. Pets can be dicks too

I’m not sure what’s going on in these people’s lives but they’re certainly angry with ‘the man’ and the rest of us are bearing the brunt of it – what dicks.