The Woman With 40lb Boobs And Six Other Epic Stories Of Body Growth
I don’t know about you, but as a girl who supports a low-maintenance style, I cannot imagine the commitment it takes to maintain the world’s most epic body growth. A number of people have devoted years, even decades of their lives to achieve such feats.
These individuals are totally engrossing, and yes, could be considered by some as pretty gross, but completely fascinating. Don’t believe me? Take a look at a few of these and see for yourselves.
1. Woman with the longest fingernails
Chris Walton holds the world record for the world’s longest fingernails at a whopping 20-feet long. However, this obviously did not happen overnight. On the contrast, Walton has been growing her nails for over two decades! How does she not chip those bad boys? How does she do her hair in the morning? How does she do anything? Now that’s what I’d like to know. Congratulations Walton you absolutely nailed it!
2. Longest toenails
I’m not much of a feet person so for me this one is toetally hard to stomach. What I do love however is trainers and for Louise Hollis an obsession with these would be pretty useless. Hollis’s commitment to her six-inch long nails means she can only wear open toed shoes. Luckily she lives in California not the Arctic. Her curly claws take two days each week to maintain and prevent her from exercising. For someone who loves a good sweaty gym session this is hard to comprehend. However, what ever floats your boat Louise! If it’s working for you then keep going girl. Power to the people!
3. The world’s longest moustache
Now this guy looks a proper lad! Ram Singh Chauhan from India is the proud owner of a 14-foot long moustache. That length is equal to seven subway footlongs hanging from each nostril, crazy. I moustache you a question Ram Singh – how long did it take you to grow that fine specimen? A whopping 32 years! However, Chauhan’s most prized possession is no walk in the park to upkeep. He spends two hours a day grooming his tash. A tash which has made him a celebrity in India, and I can’t say I’m surprised.
4. The biggest boobs in the world
Mayra Hills is the happy carrier of two 20lb breasts. I know what you’re thinking ladies – oh the back pain! Despite each breast taking 10 litres of saline to uphold their size Mayra loves her XXX lady lumps and wouldn’t have them any other way.
5. Biggest stretch earlobes
Now you know when I said that a few of these could be considered gross? I think we’ve found our winner. Sorry Kala Kawi of Hawaii I find this one difficult to get my head around. I admire your dedication, but seriously dude I could fit my leg through there! Well, that may possibly be a sight exaggeration but you could fit a cricket bat. Kawi’s flesh tunnels stretch 4.3 inches, 0.05 inches larger than the standard width of a bat. Wow! Now that’s a party trick.
6. The largest backside
Move over Kimmy K there is a new girl in town. Sarah Massey has a 7-foot wide backside that would make the Kardashians hiney appear less than a bee sting. The most staggering thing – it is all real! A 100% natural gigantic derri re. It is reportedly so large that it even broke a toilet seat.
7. The world’s Longest Penis
Jonah Falcon is somewhat of a celebrity nowadays for one big reason – his massive member. Standing an impressive 13.5-inches when erect and 8-inches when flaccid, what a dick. Although he is now benefiting from his not so little friend with TV appearances and porn star offers, his bulge has caused him a few issues in its time. Most notably when he appeared in headlines worldwide for setting off a San Fransisco airport security alert for fear that he was carrying a bomb in his trousers. I can only imagine how that awkward conversation went – yes I have a concealed package but it’s not what you think.
Some of these individuals have spent their lives committed to their cause, others have been gifted with features larger than others. I’m sure, like me, you have been left completely dumbfounded by these feats. Let us a take a moment to applaud them.
These military men however, deserve the largest round of applause. Yes, larger than Jonah Falcon’s. There insane military training exercises show some serious dedication to their cause.