Man Complains About Crooked Bread Slices, Company Responds Perfectly

When David Walker pulled two slices of bread out of a bag and noticed that they were cut at an angle, he was a tad confused. Confusion quickly turned to aggression when he went to address the issue on the company’s Facebook page. Hilarity ensued…

Sliced bread is clearly something that Walker does not take lightly. Fortunately for him, the company promptly responded, though it definitely wasn’t the reply he was hoping for…

People caught wind of the sliced bread debacle and decided to add their two cents.

After all was said and done, Morrison’s came through and provided David with the satisfaction he deserved.

What a happy ending! Lucky for you, I’ll refrain from making a joke about “this being the coolest thing since sliced bread.”