Guy Gets Face Smashed By Prostitute After Nearly Blinding Her With Semen

This guy learned the hard way thats its never a good idea to laugh at a prostitute. He wrote this entry sitting in a hotel with a black eye and broken nose. 9 months ago he moved to China to teach english, he needed to get away and let loose a bit. Here is his story:

I decided I t. So I decided to jet down to Hong Kong and stay a few days. Everything was great until I came across this gorgeous woman on the street.

“Hello” I said. “Hey handsome, where you going? She asked At this point I knew something was a little off. “I’m going to a bar, wanna come?” I asked shyly. “Yes, let’s go” she exclaimed.

Suddenly, before I knew it we were at a bar pounding drinks. I must have had seven beers and two shots in ten minutes. Everything was going good, she seemed like a cool girl, even girlfriend material. Soon the banter became rather flirty, and I jokingly offered her a good time, and without notice she hopped on my lap and told me to take her back to my room.

We paid the bill and ran to my hotel. She stripped down and hopped in the shower. As I sat there, I was thinking about how random this was. “When in Rome” I thought. She glided out of the shower and motioned me to go next. So, I went in and took the fasted shower imaginable.

I came out and she was on the bed watching tv. She turned it off and motioned for me to come to bed. Like a moth to a fire, I raced to the bed.

Now, I’ll leave the details to your imagination and I’ll cut to the end. She was going down on me and I was trying my best to finish. Whiskey dick! That’s I can say. I have never had this happen to this extent, and I feared my companion was growing tired.

I put all my focus into it then, without any warning I began to nut all over this girl. I mean alllllll over she was covered.

I looked down and couldn’t help but chuckle. Apparently she didn’t like cum in her eyes and got pissed, and even more mad when she saw me smile.

She picked up the remote and cracked my in the nose and repeatedly on the head. As blood poured from my nose, she began yelling at me in Cantonese. She demanded I pay her 2,000 hkd. That’s about $300 USD if you are wondering. At this point, I just wanted the lady out of my life, so I paid. She gathered her stuff and left.