Blitzed City Worker Takes Cocaine On A Packed London Train, And Doesn’t Give A S***

A City worker has been spectacularly filmed snorting cocaine on a London Underground train. The shameless suited man takes the drugs in plain sight and even offers it to other passengers during his little film debut. Boasting loudly, the moron told onlookers that he “just likes taking it” before rubbing it into his gums and snorting the rest of the bag.

You can watch the shocking footage in the video below:

This guy’s not laughing now… sunpl.us/6012BBOEE

Posted by The Sun on Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Blitzed City Worker Takes Cocaine On A Packed London Train And Doesnt Give A S

It honestly looks like something out of the film Wolf of Wall Street, where Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill famously get high on the same drug. The coke-addled finance worker then went on to exclaim, “This is no playground boys. If you want to do a line and f****** play, you do it,” before taking more. In short, he was off his face and didn’t give a shit who saw.

The video stops when the man gets off the Northern Line at Kennington Station in South London, which is sad for us because we’d have liked to see what he did next. I for one think he probably didn’t make it into work this morning.

Blitzed City Worker Takes Cocaine On A Packed London Train And Doesnt Give A S

It’s a massive stereotype that high-powered City workers live by the age-old mantra “work hard, play hard”, but it seems this guy has taken this a little too literally this time around. It’s bad enough that he got caught on camera, but somebody should tell him that snorting just one line of cocaine can alter your brain permanently. For his sake I hope his boss doesn’t have Facebook… use computers… or read newspapers, otherwise he is so fired.