52 Hilarious #ActivistPickUpLines For Valentine’s Day

Tuesday night, the freelance writer and the activist behind the #NotYourAsianSideKick trend, Suey Park, started another brilliant hashtag: #ActivistPickUpLines.

Suey Park @
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For this Valentine’s Day- I give you #ActivistPickUpLines.

Park, 23, told BuzzFeed that the hashtag was inspired by a student she met at the Asian Pacific American Awareness conference at the University of California, Irvine, who joked, “I’m down for the struggle and the snuggle.”

Park said the hilarious hashtag showed that activists can also “be cute and funny” and not just “cold-hearted feminists.”

She said she found dating to be hard for activists because for people like her “love is not about sacrifice and scarcity but about equality, justice and community.”

Park said, in her experience, it is easier for activists to date one another because others would not understand when “you have to attend a street protest at night.”

For instance, on her birthday, Park made her partner accompany her to a Trayvon Martin rally.

She is spending this Valentine’s Day at meetings organized to resist the One Billion Rising project.

Following Park’s lead, several people started contributing to the hashtag and got it trending. Here are some of the most hilarious tweets from #ActivistPickUpLines.

Suey Park @
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Oops got bored and accidentally trended #ActivistPickUpLines.

Samwise @
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I’d invite you over to my place, but I don’t believe in private property. #activistpickuplines

Lisabeitu @
Loolabette

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Let’s take this protest to my place #ActivistPickUpLines

Aamer Rahman @
aamer_rahman

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I hadn’t experienced real privilege until I met you. #ActivistPickupLines

Suey Park @
suey_park

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Would you like to redistribute resources by taking me out to dinner?#ActivistPickUpLines

Bri Stormer @
BriStormer

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I’m a socialist in the streets but an anarchist in the sheets. #ActivistPickupLines

Raquel E Saraswati @
RaquelEvita

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Yes, it’s ALL organic. Wink #ActivistPickupLines

Joseph Guthrie @
TheAuracl3

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I’ll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too? #ActivistPickUpLines

Gabby Wong @
WhatWent_Wong

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Come and occupy my bed, we can be the 100%. #ActivistPickUpLines

Sabina Giado @
SabinaGiado

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I’m underrepresented. In your pants. #activistpickuplines

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Jesse Tzeng @
thetzeng

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THe only privilege I’m interested in is spending time with you #ActivistPickUpLines

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GenderTerror.com @
Wolferfly

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My feminism is inclusive, especially of you. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Sana Saeed @
SanaSaeed

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Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them #activistpickuplines

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Aamer Rahman @
aamer_rahman

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I hope you don’t find this too forward, but I’m a firm believer in direct action. #ActivistPickupLines

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Hend @
LibyaLiberty

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Is that a rolled up secular,minority rights-protecting constitutional draft in ur pocket,or are u just happy to see me? #ActivistPickUpLines

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Andy @
yumbrains

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Hey bby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let’s take them off. #activistpickuplines

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Sana Saeed @
SanaSaeed

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Race and gender aren’t the only things about to get intersectional tonight! #activistpickuplines

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Dr.JuNa @
DrJ512

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Is that a chemtrail or am I in a love fog? #ActivistPickUpLines

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Salman Shaheen @
SalmanShaheen

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Hey I just met you, but calling something “crazy” stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe #ActivistPickUpLines

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Aamer Rahman @
aamer_rahman

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Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, ‘cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Suey Park @
suey_park

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Are you down for the struggle AND the snuggle? #ActivistPickUpLines

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pdxPinay @
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I don’t wanna stop protesting…but you’re absolutely arresting #ActivistPickUpLines

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Mandi Harris @
MandiHarris

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Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Mike Joffe @
joffeorama

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you must be a white Marxist dude trying to write about intersectionality, because you are all class! #ActivistPickUpLines

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Evan Townsend @
EvanTownsend

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Baby I don’t use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Alex Eichler @
AJEichler

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damn girl, are you an ally, cause i just wanna give you this cookie #ActivistPickUpLines

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Alexis Nicole @
ThatNiggahPasty

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“How bout we take this movement in the streets to a movement in the sheets.” #ActivistPickUpLines

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Raquel E Saraswati @
RaquelEvita

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Let’s erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution. #ActivistPickupLines

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Suey Park @
suey_park

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So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together? #ActivistPickUpLines

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Adam Hudson @
adamhudson5

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You’re hotter than global warming. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Bhaswati Chattopadhy @
BhaswatiChat

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“My preferred gender pronouns happen to be ‘us’ and ‘we.’” #ActivistPickUpLines

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Jerome @
readJerome

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If you’re asking for action, my answer is affirmative #ActivistPickupLines

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Suey Park @
suey_park

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So which of the two vegan restaurants owned by community members should we go out to? #ActivistPickUpLines

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Jason Mercredi @
thunderdrums75

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We ain’t gotta worry ’bout leaving carbon footprints ..when we’re horizontal! #ActivistPickUpLines

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Bernadette Wagner @
thereginamom

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How would you like to park your privilege at my place tonight? #activistpickuplines

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Dr.JuNa @
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I don’t mean to drone on and on but you made a strategic strike straight to my heart. #ActivistPickUpLines @RaniaKhalek @irevolt

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Suey Park @
suey_park

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Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you. #ActivistPickUpLines

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The Poly Pagan @
Falcc

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We’ve had a run-on discussion for 36 hours this week and I think you’re really attractive #ActivistPickUpLines

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Aamer Rahman @
aamer_rahman

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I don’t know about you, but all my feelings have reached consensus. #ActivistPickupLines

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Rania Khalek @
RaniaKhalek

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Hey girl, you’ve made my kill list. I’m taking you out this Valentine’s Day #ActivistPickUpLines (by @irevolt)

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Jaime-Jin @
jaimejin

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You’re so pretty, it isn’t Freire. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Extra F Terrestrial @
ExtraFKawaii

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Hey girl, how about I make YOU a sandwich? #ActivistPickUpLines

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Suey Park @
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Of course you’re beautiful. I don’t believe in colonized standards of beauty. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Aamer Rahman @
aamer_rahman

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You’re at the top of my progressive stack. #ActivistPickupLines

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M.Hamror @
MHamror

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#activistpickuplines

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Joseph Tomaras @
epateur

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Is the climate changing? ‘Cause it just got hot up in here. #ActivistPickUpLines

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MostDeaf @
SnoozeActive

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Three strikes and you’re in. #ActivistPickupLines

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Dani @
xodanix3

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Ayy girl lemme boost your cause. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Suey Park @
suey_park

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Radical intimacies will sustain our movements. #ActivistPickUpLines

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Randall Walker @
deadorcs

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Is that an uplifted picket sign, or are you just happy to see me? #ActivistPickUpLines

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Extra F Terrestrial @
ExtraFKawaii

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Baby you must been tired cause you’ve been marching for equality in my mind all day #ActivistPickUpLines

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Brad Abraham @
NotBradAbraham

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You had me at “Hell no we won’t go” #ActivistPickUpLines

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