27 Gendered Products That Prove Masculinity Is Incredibly Fragile
1. “Most cotton buds are for the weaker gender, but these are INDUSTRIAL STEEL cotton buds for building and detailing so I am manly.”
because masculinity is just /that/ fragile that they need “men’s” qtips
– elvinbarbosa (@heavydirtysoul)
2. “Fuck girly sunscreen — this is sunscreen for men. For man skin. Man skin is different to woman skin. It’s manly.”
When your masculinity is so fragile that you can’t use regular sunscreen
– kennedyknight1 (@Kennedy Knight)
3. “Only the womens read poetry, but BRO-etry? I’m a man, so I read things for men. Books are scary.”
4. “If I look at men, gay thoughts enter my brain and it’s because of all the men so I just want to look at dogs instead so I don’t feel gay. What if people saw me looking at fully clothed men and thought I was gay?”
literally nothing is more fragile than masculinity
– flobiii (@FLOTUS)
5. “When girls wear sweaters that are too large, it scares me. I am a Man and I must be larger than everyone around me to feel like a Man.”
this just in: oversized sweaters can hurt a man’s fragile masculinity so women shouldn’t wear them
– ambvrrr (@amber)
6. “Beds are so so girly, but I need to sleep, so I sleep in a MAN’S BED. For men.”
This is something sent to me in an email by @trnknyc. Masculinity is such a fragile concept.
– k3nnr (@Kenn(TM) R)
7. “It hides in my pocket so no one sees me making sure my chapped lips get the care they deserve. I have to go in the stalls in the bathroom to apply it. But only when no other men are in the bathroom — or I might look as if I’m in there with them.”
Masculinity is SO FRAGILE. It lays flat in your pocket so other men won’t tease you for caring for your lips!!!
– TheQueenRegnant (@ConnecticutClassic?)
8. “Loofahs are for women, and I’m not a woman, but this is a DETAILER, like what you use for cars, and cars are for MEN.”
fragile masculinity alert via @queermutineer, a body loofah “detailer”, as in, for cars or MANLY bodies @SocImages
– DrRootz (@Martha Radice)
9. “None of that women’s soap for me. This is BIG soap. MASSIVE soap. Soap MASSIVE enough to wash my MASSIVE balls, which I have because I’m a MAN.”
MAN SIZED SOAP. BIG ENOUGH TO WASH OUR FRAGILE MASCULINITY.
– rockmeannadeus (@? Anna ?)
10. “Look how tough and manly this soap is, like how I’m really tough and manly.”
i need a tactical grip on my man soap so i won’t drop and shatter my fragile masculinity
– milkandcooki_ (@Milkandcooki)
11. “My massive balls mean I only drink men’s tea.”
Masculinity ? is ? so ? fragile ?
– thisisapollo (@Apollo)
12. “If people see me near bras they will think I’m a girl.”
13. “If I have to cook for others, people might think I’m servile AND MEN DON’T SERVE MEN GET SERVED.”
The Fragile Masculinity Guide to Throwing a Dinner Party
– Sydney_Hartle (@Sydney Hartle)
14. “I need to express my emotions to an extremely ill person, but they might think I’m a woman because of all the emotions, so I need to prove I’m not a woman. I’M NOT A WOMAN.”
How fragile masculinity is. Part 2.
– mehreenkasana (@Mehreen Kasana)
15. “Feelings are for women and I’M A MAN.”
Masculinity is hilariously fragile.
– miss_sazabi (@Relena Warcraft)
16. “How can I be expected to enjoy a fragrant, relaxing, rosemary-scented bath without simultaneously being reminded of the devastating lethal power of an explosive device, OK?”
Traditional masculinity seems… fragile
– BelleJarTeam (@Belle Jar)
17. “Looking at a gay man might make me gay.”
You’d have to be attached to a peculiarly fragile idea of masculinity to author this plaintive graffito…
– nathanmercieca (@Nathan Mercieca)
18. “Nearly touching my own butt just feels wrong, y’know? I have to be reassured that it’s definitely not weird to wipe my own butt.”
19. “Sometimes people put dicks in their mouths, so if I have to put something in my mouth it needs to be ultra-manly. But not gay manly. Manly manly. I’m not gay.”
WHY DO U NEED TO GENDER BREAKFAST THO @McDonalds SMH MASCULINITY IS SO FRAGILE
– empratts (@not terrible)
20. “I saw a woman drink sangria once and I’m not a woman so I need to drink MANgria. I’m not a woman.”
You guys, this is a thing that exists:
– eisforericka (@e.)
21. “Pink is for girls and I am not a girl I am a man.”
22. “I’m eating this pastry treat because I’m a man. Its sweet, sugary deliciousness is for MEN. I’M A MAN.”
Apparently, masculinity is a fragile, dainty and delicate flower which must be coddled at all costs.
– tbskyen (@Skyen)
23. “I’M A MAN”
Thank god I can dry my clothes without risking my fragile masculinity
– HalleyIsAwesome (@felty wap)
24. “I have a MAN TIN FOR MY MAN THINGS.”
Today in Masculinity Is So Fragile
– thisisapollo (@Apollo)
25. “I’M A MAN”
“@alinadorothea: Masculinity is so fragile ” Literal crisps that have to be marketed to men, brilliant
– Khalidandstones (@Khalid Awad-Khan)
26. “Smelling like girly shit is so rubbish, I want to smell like GODDAMN ABS LIKE A MAN.”
just in case your masculinity is so fragile that you have to smell like REALLY RIPPED ABS
– osnapitzkaley (@kaley)
27. “I’M A MAN I’M A MAN I’M A MAN”
Masculinity. Is. So. Fragile. Candles for all your “No Homo” needs. (what does camouflage smell like?)
– TheQueenRegnant (@ConnecticutClassic?)