24 People Drunk Texting So Badly That You’ll Be In Absolute Stitches
One of the best and worst things about going on a night out is waking up the next morning and tentatively checking your phone. Who did I call? Who did I text? Oh shit. Everyone.
Some people just can’t resist spreading the love when they’re drunk. Whether it’s 12pm or 5am, sometimes you just need to tell your crush, BFF or even Mum exactly what you’re thinking and feeling.
There is nothing better than seeing what you got up to during your peak drunkenness, which is why drunk texting is one of the best phenomenons around.
1. Go home Jason M, you’re drunk
2. Absinthe and texting doesn’t mix kids
3. She’s drunk, but damn do her legs feel good
4. “Papers an shit girl”… Smooch wants it
5. You know you’re drunk when you try and pee in a chow mein
6. This guy is Toyota drunk
7. What. A. Moron
8. Mistaking your friend’s hamster for Pikachu is a surefire sign you’re fucked
9. Well we all know that Esteban loves his banquets of cheese
10. He’s right, they do look like little ghosts
11. Always good to know you were close to being aborted. Cheers Mum
12. So you called out Optimus Prime last night, congrats
13. Something dark went down
14. I would pay millions to have been on this night out
15. Please don’t die buddy
16. Bring FarmVille to life means your drunk
17. Nobody wants to get done for drink driving
18. Knives and alcohol do NOT mix
19. Don’t drink and drive folks, even if it creates a story like this…
20. When you’re so drunk you get reincarnated as a mermaid
21. I know it’s 3:38am, but this is serious…
22. When your BFF leaves you alone without any panties
23. Honesty is always the best policy
24. Nobody cares about your glowstick Jennie
Pissing in chow mein, getting a cab home from your own house party, creating a cheese-loving alias called Esteban – these guys have seriously done it all. Wine is a catalyst for many a drunk text, so check out why being ‘wine drunk’ is the absolute best. Have you managed a spectacular drunk text? Let us know.