23 Outfits Every Person Will (Unfortunately) Immediately Recognise

One of the most distinctive facets of society is fashion, and whether you’re a fully Ralph Lauren outfitted prep boy or a deadlock-proud hippy in a vest – fashion is everywhere. It’s abundance makes fashion one of the easiest – and funnest – things to stereotype. Posh wankers, skaters, goths, punks, emos, ravers, hipsters, sweet-mates and 40-year old dudes in tennis shoes are some of the more prominent fashion statements in contemporary society. Check these 23 distinct outfits that we guarantee you’ve seen before, it’s a real stitch.

1. The ‘wait till Father hears about this’ kinda guys

2. The Jeremy Kyle Show fan/guest

3. The Douchebag

4. The just got back from a gap year

5. The sleepover

6. Every single male in the world currently has this hair cut

7. Middle-class white girl in Winter (Summer V Winter)

8. The mid-teen Sk8er Boi

9. The preppy girl

10. The Dad

11. The US dad

12. The ‘I’ll be in Jail soon’ look

13. The cool academic

14. The Sci-Fi fanatics

15. The ‘I spend all my spare time on the street corner’

16. The sports guy

17. The little twat

18. The standard guy

19. The accountant

20. The racist old guy

21.The ‘My name is Hugo’

22. The baller

23. And the outfit that pretty much sums up humanity on the whole

We humans are very predictable and pretty much all look exactly the same. The ease at which fashion groups can be pigeon-holed shows how set in stone various fashion cults are, and makes for hilarious reading.