21 Tinderers Who’ve Mastered The Art of Right Swipes
Tinder is the dating agency of our generation. It allows us to find all sorts of single people in your area, from DTF to WTF. And while some people are trying to find “the one”, others are more focused on quick wins and having a good time. I would guess that these such examples fall into the latter category.
However, with these incredibly-worded bios these girls are closer to Shakespeare than Linsday Lohan. And though they may not have been officially recognised for their services to literature, these are truly the wordsmiths of our time.
1. Tara’s life plan is based purely on finding a man with the right surname
2. Elly is clearly after the maximum number of matches possible
3. Finally. The last version kept crashing
4. Andrew was always a very musical boy
5. Mr Right would be nice but Chloe will settle for Mr Right Now
6. This guy’s main role model is clearly Beyonce
7. She’s hiding a cock in there
8. For Dylan, honesty is the best policy
9. Tina always opens with a flatulence joke
10. If you were ever concerned that James might be out of your league…
11. Laura is a hero of the digital/can’t-be-fucked era
12. When dating Matthew, expect disappointment. If that’s logically possible?
13. There are four letters preceding that giant “K”. They are “F”, “R”, “E” and “A”
14. If Nathan does have a wife and kids, he’s certainly got the disguise down
15. Julie has spent far too long in full-time education
16. Why can’t all girls be this straightforward?
17. An excellent choice if you’re into Harry Potter and herpes
18. Ryan prefers his bio to be cryptic
19. Stephanie is clearly a difficult woman to
disappoint
20. Matches perfectly with her low self esteem
21. There’s always a stabby one
I think the key takeaway here is that Tinder is crammed with excellent minds as well as excellent tits. Now that we’ve unearthed the best bios on Tinder, let’s expose some of Tinder’s worst cheaters. Check out these 13 Tinder cheaters who were exposed publicly by their exes.