21 Things Women Need To Know About Living With Men

Shacking up with a member of the opposite sex is never easy. Men, in particular, are bizarre, primal creatures with simple-needs and a poor emotional grasp. Dealing with this can prove tricky for a female. Especially when you fan the fire by having terrible aim while you wee, leaving odd socks all over the gaff and fiddling with yourself in front of the tele. Well, girls, look no further, this guide will help you work out if living with a men is for you…

1. There will be short, dark hairs in the sink/shower:

2. There will be at least a bit of wee on the seat:

3. They’ll either have that great manly smell:

4.Or that terrible one…

5. You’ll hear all sorts of noises when a man is in the bathroom:

6. Eventually, the male will wonder downstairs when he is comfortable:

7. Pooing time, is sacred time:

8. Even if they try to clear up nail-clippings, plenty will be left on the floor:

9. Best get used to odd socks lying around the place:

10. They will be lacking something fundamental that a girl would never consider living without:

11. You will catch them listening to some less-than-manly music:

12. Get used to tiny, curly hairs:

13. Shirts are only worn 50-70% of the time:

14. A man cold means their life is over:

15. They spend an incredible amount of time thinking about absolutely nothing:

16. Men require decent periods of alone time on a daily basis:

17. They can eat, and eat, and eat, and nom nom nom, and eat:

18. They will have at least one very bizarre (sexual) habit that will appal you:

19. If they like video games, they’ll really fucking like video games:

20. Men never fully get over their childhood and occasionally this gets the better of them:

21. All in all, manifying your home is totally worth it:

Now you’ve learned a great deal about living with men, it’s time to brush up on
what to expect when living with women


. If the match is good, then the two sexes can get on with no problems whatsoever, well maybe a few little ones. If you enjoyed reading this article then please share it with your friends using the buttons below.