20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed

Generally speaking, there are about four types of Facebook status. The ‘over-share’ (these are the worst kind) in which people insist on sharing boring details about their life or even publicly airing personal grievances. Then there’s the ‘philosopher’, that friend who has seen a few too many episodes of One Tree Hill and Grey’s Anatomy and they fancy themselves as the next Plato so they post some profound quotes they probably found on Google. Then there’s the page you liked once that posts hilariously brilliant articles (just go with it…) on the regular.

Finally, there’s the genius who posts a status so golden, it makes that Newsfeed scroll a thing of joy. These 20 statuses fall into the glorious final category. Enjoy.


1. Was almost a clash there

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


2. The struggle is real

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


3. And an awkward conversation

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


4. So, were you or weren’t you?

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


5. It’s a yes from me

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


6. That’s my next fancy dress outfit sorted

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


7. Don’t miss your queue

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


8. Batman, you bully

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


9. Mmm emotional availability so full I could eat my dinner off of it

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


10. How did people know what we were eating?

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


11. Do it for the claps

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


12. It’s the dream

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


13. Same goes for George Lamb

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


14. And I will kill you

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


15. Just…duck

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


16. These two are china be funny

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


17. He gotye there

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


18. Wow

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


19. Then you’ll silver in

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed


20. Nailed it Jim

20 Facebook Statuses So Brilliant They Need To Be Framed

I think every timeline needs friends like these. Certainly light relief from the biggest drama queens of Facebook, that’s for sure.