17 Signs You Need To Take A Holiday Like Right Bloody Now

How many times have you uttered those words? And how many times has someone else spoken those words to you? Chances are, with the bank holiday weekend coming up, at least once already today. Or you have definitely thought it; sometimes you get that feeling that you NEED a vacation if you want to remain sane! I mean there are only so many days in a row you can slave away in your office before you need an extended break.

Sure, we may have the weekends, but when you find your blood boiling 24/7, you are definitely in need of something longer than just two days off.

So how do you know when you’re overdue for a vacation?

1. You pressed the snooze button on your alarm more than three times this morning.

2. You’ve had absolutely no motivation to exercise over the past few months.

3. You can’t physically remember what the feeling of warmth is.

4. You haven’t posted pictures on social media in three months because nothing exciting has happened in your life.

5. Your coworkers have literally told you that you need a holiday.

6. You haven’t been on a bender in a while.

7. Your uni friends haven’t all been together since you graduated.

8. You’ve been working the same job for the past two years and have yet to take a holiday.

9. All of your friends have significant others except you.

10. Your sunglasses are sitting on your cupboard solely for decoration.

11. The last time you had a mini umbrella in your drink was way back on that lads/girls holiday to Malia.

12. The last sunset you watched was in a movie.

13. The only salt you’ve had in your hair this year is when you accidentally fell asleep on a bag of crisps.

14. You actually think you’ve forgotten how to swim.

15. Your daily routine involves drinking a third cup of coffee at 4 pm.

16. The last time you had a drink at breakfast was when you were still drinking from the night before.

17. Your last travel provider still emails you asking if you want to keep your account due to over a year of inactivity.

If we’ve wet your travel appetite with this article then check out this ridiculously beautiful Caribbean island, if you’re going to go away, why not go to paradise?