14 iPhone Notifications You Actually Need In Life

Ever wish your user interface could be a little more human and a little less…dull? Well we would like to imagine your iPhone notifications as a bit of a wise-ass with ’14 iPhone Notifications You Actually Need In Life’, reflecting these pop-ups with hilarious, more truthful response options.

Tim Cook, if you’re reading this, make sure you credit Viral Thread when you incorporate all these suggestions to the next iPhone…

1. Siri, wake me up in 18 hours. Thanks!

2. I’ll just wait until it gets down to 1% then pray my Uber gets here before it dies.

3. This one might be a little too real.

4. A case costs like 9, you psychopath.

5. Unless you’re a cab driver, it’s time to retire the bluetooth.

6. Not matter how dumb you feel taking a picture with an iPad, just know you look so much dumber than you can imagine

7. Apple Maps has caused more fights and ended more relationships than AshleyMadison.

8. At this point, it’s on Apple. Nobody wants that skinny sliver of a video anymore, guys.

9. “Honey, it’s me. It’s your mom. I’m writing this just in case you forgot who I am or deleted my number.

10. I’m not holding my finger on there for 340 seconds to watch your dog chase leaves the whole time.

11. Using your speakerphone in public should be considered a hate crime.

12. Why are you keeping all of those? Why?

13. Why is it you always have full service at the bar? Move those towers, AT&T.

14. Congrats on being the worst person in the world!