13 Party Poopers Who Couldn’t Give Less Of A Sh*t About Your Engagement

Your nearest and dearest are excited about your engagement, sure. And possibly even some friends of friends, who will “like” your Instagram posts and read Facebook status updates about your choice of wedding decorations or venue.

But there are definitely some people out there who don’t have time for you and your fairytale wedding. They may be lurking in the background, but they’re still present. We found 13 party poopers who don’t care about your engagement, not even a little bit:

1. This elderly guy.

2. Or this elderly lady.

3. One member of your tight-knit group will always have sour grapes.

4. Bill Murray.

5. This giraffe.

6. Farm animals.

7. This attention-seeking sea-lion.

8. Anybody under the age of 12, probably.

9. This creepy guy using your pool.

10. Any other couples who’ve been married for a while.

11. Your friendly neighbourhood flasher.

12. Opportunist criminals.

13. Your dog.

Now you know to NEVER propose in a zoo, when on a dog walk, or with your back to a busy street. D’you have any funny engagement stories that you’d like to share? If so let us know with a comment.

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