25 Pieces Of Confirmation That Babies Are Definitely Just Little Drunk People

Kids are fucking hilarious. As William Blake discovered in his Songs of Innocence (bloody Bono and U2 nicked the name for their recent album release), kids are brilliant because they just don’t give a shit. It must be such a free feeling to wee yourself in public, get food all round your mouth and waddle about slightly out of control – these traits are all shared by another group in society, binge drinkers. Here’s 25 images that confirm babies are basically just little drunk people.

1. They find it simply impossible to take a nice picture

2. So they pretty much always have this look on their face

3. They’re oblivious to what’s going on around them

4. They make the simplest task a huge ordeal

5. Just can’t get their head around what do in the bathroom

6. And they’re always tripping over stuff adults can’t see

7. They’re prone to fall asleep anytime, anywhere

8. Literally anywhere…

9. And they do bizarre things in their sleep

10. Sitting down is a huge challenge

11 If they’re still standing, chances are they’re looking like this

12. They’re not great at everyday activities like putting on clothes

13. Can’t fix everyday problems like eating a cookie with armbands on

14. They literally go mental for food

15. They’re not great with surprises

16. They’re accident prone

17. Especially when it comes to getting in the way

18. They need someone else to tell them the way they’re acting is really annoying

19. They’re really vein

20. They’re not blessed with great hand-eye-coordination

21. Which always ends up leaving them in situations they immediately regret

22. And leads to them getting trapped in strange places

23. Or just trapped

24. They always look like this when you talk to them

25. And they have rapid mood swings

But the biggest similarity between babies and drunk folk is they both have the exact same reaction to pizza…