This Swear Words Coloring Book Is A Fucking Brilliant Way To Start 2016

 

Have you heard? Not only are people who swear hotter and healthier, they also have a higher level of verbal intelligence than people who don’t.

Or people who pretend like they don’t. I call bullshit on any person over the age of 12 who claims they’ve never let fly with a four-letter word at least once in their life.

Anyway, science is finally coming down on the side of people who aren’t afraid to drop a well-timed f-bomb, and we couldn’t be more thrilled.

What better way to utilize our newfound freedom than with a grown-up coloring book that celebrates each and every syllable?

Because we found an awesome one that you should probably throw some money at ASAP.

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Created by Sara Bigwood of Pixie Rah Designs, the “Sweary Words Coloring Book” is 20 fantastic pages of curse words just waiting to be decorated however you see fit.

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The book is single-sided and ideal for markers, pens, watercolour or pencils. It’s also printed on high quality 160gsm paper and spiral bound to allow for easy coloring!

The entire list of words includes: Anal, Bellend, Bollocks, Bullshit, Cock Womble, Cunt, Dickhead, Fanny Flaps, Fuck, Fuck It, Fuck a Duck, Fuck Everything, Fuck this Shit, Knob Cheese, Piss Off, Shit, Thunder Cunt, Twat Waffle, Wanker, and Wank Stain. Don’t worry, I had to look some of them up too.

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Normally, Bigwood sells her vulgar coloring pages individually as instant downloads on Etsy, but people loved them so much she launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise the money needed to gather them all up together in a book.

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Unsurprisingly, the money was raised in a matter of days. All it takes is $16.44 to preorder one of these bad boys for yourself!

IMO anyone who doesn’t order one is a total….

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