New all-in-one Mustard and Tooth Paste product could solve world Herpes epidemic

Scientists in Malaysia might have found a way to prevent the spread of herpes through the use of a new powerful tooth paste made out of mustard and recycled tire rubber, claims a local Bangkok newspaper.

Men of all ages, from 4 to 77 years old, suffer from goat-herpes, commonly known as herpes. Goat-herpes spread mostly in Indonesia and Philippines in the 17th century with the arrival of the western goat, the fur of which was much more soft then it’s asian counterpart. ‘Friendly relations’ between humans and this newly introduced specie developed into a hybrid virus that has spread through the region for the past centuries. This new discovery has brought much attention in the region as the president of Philippines has admitted publicly that his 18 year old itch has disappeared , have leaked top officials of his administration.