Man Eating A Burger Attacked By Meat-Suit Wearing Vegetarian

Beware if you’re planning on eating a hamburger in public, because as one dude found out, you might regret it.

There is a meat-suit wearing vegetarian lunatic roaming the streets, looking for anyone eating meat, ready to make you regret it.

One guy, Brad Burns, witnessed the lunatic in action at Veterans Memorial Park in Idaho, and obviously took pictures of the incident, because why wouldn’t you.

Brad spoke about the bizarre incident and claimed:

I saw the meat man run at the guy full force and knock him off the picnic table. My first instinct was to run because I thought the attacker might be a serial killer, but instead I decided to face my fear and capture the attack on my Samsung smartphone.

The meat suit guy was yelling ‘meat is murder!’ over and over during the attack. He is obviously another whacko vegetarian. They’re all whacko. I plan to eat more meat now than ever because of what this freak did.

He said he was wanted for train robbery and couldn’t go back to prison because it’s way too scary there.

I felt so bad for him losing his hamburger and stuff that I didn’t dial police. Instead, I helped him to his feet and just watched him hobble away. In retrospect, I should have driven the guy to Wendy’s and bought him another hamburger.

This isn’t the first time the meat hating crusader has struck, with one Facebook user posting this.

Clearly we have a vigilante on our hands.