25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine


1. When the clock strikes 5, you’re like:

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

2. Red, white, sparkling? You don’t discriminate.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

3. Your only interests are drinking wine and judging people.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

4. Olivia Pope is your spirit animal.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

5. Bottled? Boxed? You’re not picky.

Bottled? Boxed? You're not picky.

6. You bring your own personal bottle to all social gatherings.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

7. You have enough corks lying around to make one of these:

You have enough corks lying around to make one of these:

8. You know that wine has magical powers to help you through any situation.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

9. You worry about your neighbors judging your recycling bin.

You worry about your neighbors judging your recycling bin.

10. Using wine as an IV drip sounds perfectly fine to you.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

11. You’d have wine and cheese for every meal, ever, if you could.

You'd have wine and cheese for every meal, ever, if you could.

12. You challenge everyone who says you can’t drink at breakfast.

You challenge everyone who says you can't drink at breakfast.

13. You want to be best friends with Kathie Lee and Hoda.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

14. You know that no good story can be told without a full glass.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

15. You don’t understand how people are able to keep wine cellars.

You don't understand how people are able to keep wine cellars.

16. You think to yourself, Maybe just a half a glass more.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

17. Your quiet nights at home end up looking like this:

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

18. You often wake up with purple-stained lips.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

19. You and your friends know exactly what your plans entail.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

20. You don’t understand how people don’t like wine.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

21. You never let a drop go to waste.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

22. You have conversations with your friends about your questionable habits.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

23. But it’s OK, because they don’t judge you.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

24. So grab a glass, and fill ‘er up.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine

25. Because wine is made from grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is good for you.

Because wine is made from grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is good for you.

25 Signs You Drink Too Much Wine