17 Dad Jokes That Are Only Good Because They’re Really Sh*t

Dads are great – for many reasons. However, there is one universal trait that deserves to be celebrated more than any other: the dad joke. There are three key components to the classic dad joke:First, and most importantly, it must be in no way funny. Second, it should immediately be followed by a self-congratulatory chuckle. Third, and most crucially, it should be repeated at every social occasion and family gathering from that point on. Dads never get tired of them – that’s why they’re so potently rubbish.

So, today of all todays, rejoice in the splendour of our favourite selection of cringe-worthy, lame, limp and desperately unfunny dad jokes.

So let’s rejoice in the phenomenon that is the dad joke; after all, laughter is the greatest gift.

1. A huge leek in the bathroom

2. A really clogged sink

3. Top and bottom secrets

4. He thought about this the whole way home

5. No rash decisions

6. Stay back. Cliff is in the wild. Cliff is dangerous.

7. Firstly, he sent an email. Secondly, he looks like santa.

8. Lines of Coke with dad

9. Game changer

10. Correction

11. Thanks, Dad

12. You can’t teach comedy like this

13. ICE Daddy knows best

14. That explains everything

15. Moth won this round

16. If Heineken did dad jokes

17. And finally, what came first…

Dads, gotta love ‘em. They’re always on hand to whip out the baby pics, tell your first girl/boyfriend of all the embarrassing nicknames you used to have; and always, always armed with a hilarious/god awful dad joke.