11 Hideously Awful Swimsuits Not To Buy This Summer…Or Ever

Humans have a complicated relationship with swimsuits; to Speedo or not to Speedo (I vote not, generally), the mankini and so on. Though when the summer months arrive, there’s nothing quite like hitting the beach or being by the pool in a sexy bikini or taking to the waves in uber stylish board shorts. These pieces of swimwear get the big thumbs up from me…the following 11, not so much.

1. For a start, it’s just impractical

2. I don’t know where to look

3. Did it fool you for a second?

4. Beach ball, beware

5. Lucky ducky

6. You missed a spot

7. Ever wondered what to do with your old CDs?

8. “This product is no longer being made.” Really?

9. That’s a bit of a price for very little product

10. Look away now

11. The real bikini wax

So, who’s excited for summer now? If you’re a fan of crazy bikinis, check out this one called the ‘c-string’…interesting.